Wednesday, February 3, 2010

We're just not meant to understand everything

I will never understand

... girls who say "Missing baby/ I miss my baby/ Need my baby/ Any other variation of missing her baby " as their FB status.

... why some people almost run you off the road while overtaking when the traffic light right in front is red.

... farmville/cafe whatchamacallit/pet society /what not games on FB.

... why skinny guys feel the need to pile on the weights on their bars when they obviously cannot maintain the strength throughout the whole class at the group X class.

... guys doing BodyJam. Sorry, very wrong.

... people who go off on a holiday but have no pictures of any scenery, but millions of up close, self taken portrait of themselves in different poses.

... the Japanese kawaii look and uncute Malaysians trying to imitate it.

... people who TYPE words such as *bluek* *nom nom nom*. They are sounds. For children below the age of 12. or 8.

... OBC.(and OBC-ians)

... Jonas Brothers. They don't sing. They make squelching, constipated noises.

... children in bikinis. Children in magazines in bikinis. Children wearing skimpy clothes. Children wearing skimpy clothes in brochures.

... people who take forever in a dressing room, only to come out in a towel and two pieces of clothing in their hands.

... people who shave their legs in the gym shower and leave hair not only on the ground, but on the walls as well.

.. people who have BO so bad I can smell it over the shower.

.. the Chinabeng who dances to no music and with floppy hair outside the gym studio. Alone. In front of the mirror.

... why the Paddington pancake house cannot provide me with iced cold water, but are able to give me a glass of warm water and a glass of ice.

... why the lady at the Maxis payment counter refused to let me make payment until I got a number, even though the whole place was deserted.

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