I hardly ever make new year resolutions. I just don't get why we have to wait til the end of the year to do that. We should be making resolutions every day of the year.
I make daily resolutions. I shall not be your excuse for your bad behaviour. I shall not eat McD's anymore. I will not care about being your friend if you were never mine in the first place. I shall workout tomorrow.
Resolutions. Why wait? My resolution for tomorrow is to get something done to my blah hair. See how easy it is? One step at a time!
On a side note, I walked into a bridal shop two days ago and found the perfect dress amidst a sea of ugliness and bad sales behaviour. Disappointed to know that the dress belonged to someone else, I asked the (rude) sales lady whether she had anything similar to the dress I-would-sell-my-fiancee for and was told "This dress is very expensive as the lace is very expensive."
Yeah so what bitch?
Do you think that I can't afford it? Even if I could NOT afford it, your JOB (if you have forgotten), is to take the damned dress off the rack, undress it from the plastic cover, walk over to me, and pass it to me and use your fingers to zip me up.
In fact, if your dresses weren't SO ugly, I wouldn't even dare DIE in them, I would make you take twenty dresses, try them on and say "oh they all look so ugly" and walk out from your shop. bitch.
If not for my sister being there, I would have made it known to you that you can eat shit and die. (or something along those lines)
I will never tolerate bad behaviour. Especially if you're in sales. Especially so also, if you're in doing sales in a bridal shop. Imagine a happy skipping bride turning up at the bridal shop and being met with thunder face rude "her face looks exactly like her ass" sales woman.
Killjoy.
I hope one day you trip over a long train, hit yourself on the head and start bleeding profusely and I will be standing there watching and when you say "please call the ambulance", I'll say "the nearest hospital is Prince Medical Court. It's very expensive."
