Ladies and gentleman,
It's official.
Cats hate me.
At my friend's house the other day, this conversation took place:-
(upon seeing a small boy approach the cat, and after I was scratched and hissed at by it, I did my civic duty of informing the father of the small kid)
Me: Oh! Don't touch that cat!
Father of kid: Oh, its okay. Cats love small children.
Me: But this one scratched me!
F: *giving the "I said small children, not young adult"* look.
M: So they like small children eh? *inches closer to kid*
F: Yah they do.
M: So if I stand really close to your son, then maybe the cat won't scratch me!
F: Oh no, if you stand close to him, you will pass him your bad cat mojo.
*snatches kid away from me*
*_*
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