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WTF?

It's not that I am saying my England is very powderful but seriously...WTF is this???

"not think care about that?"
HUH?
HUH? WTF?

WHA-??

And the government decides to revert to teaching Maths and Science in English. Look at the level of English in our country! Not only is the above English horrendously bad, its nonsensical!!

Hello, we cannot be friends. GO AWAY.

I have a friend, let's call her C.

A typical conversation with C would start like this:-

Me: Hello! How are you?
A: I'm depressed.
Me: Oh, why so?
A: Because my life is not going the way I want, and bla bla bla bla sad bla bla bla bla depressed, bla bla bla bla bla and BLA.

Repeat above conversation every time I meet her.

Now C is a girl who earns above average. C is a girl who recently started a relationship with a great guy. C is a girl whom one can say have all the necessities in life ...and more.

So wtf is she so depressed about, you ask?

I have no idea.

I guess some people live on gaining sympathy from others about how "hard" their lives are. Or how "sad" they are. And how drama is her middle name.

If I tell her "hey, don't be depressed. Did you hear D found out she was ill and passed away recently. Life is short. Don't sit around moping."

Her typical response will be "I know. But did you know *fireworks* *drama* *sob story a hundred times worse* happened to me??"

*___*

I've just about given up on her. It's not that I do not want to be supportive but friends like this do nothing but drain me.

Maybe it's age or maybe, I'm just sick and tired of how some friendships can be so damn hard.
When did friendship become so hard? When did it stop becoming fun and fulfilling? When did friendship become work?

Perhaps, I should just stop being friends with crappy people. That ought to solve my problem.

Dear Ms Smarty Pants

Had a very nasty encounter with a senior lawyer the other day. I have never really liked her and have been warned by my boss from the first day I stepped into the court room to be careful of her. Every time my boss is not in court with me, she will show her true colours and talk down to me. She will dismiss my words and try to talk over my voice. But guess what Ms. Smarty Pants?

I made sure you know what I am made of didn't I?




"Come on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground, like a skyscraper."

Eyes trained to detect cellulite.

Opening scene of Transformers 3.

Imagine Rosie Huntington's long legs and butt on full display on the big screen.

While I was busy drooling at her perfect pins, the hubby says:-

"Do you see the cellulite on her thighs???"

-________-